thatfunnyblog:
yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent
This still makes me laugh out loud so hard I can’t breATHE
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
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yuppitsliz:
bowtostroke:
is it even possible!?
uni tan uni burn
(Source: bowball, via dontfeedthelightweights)
me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend
When you lose by a bow ball, that’s because of heart. When you lose by a boat length, that’s because of technique. But when you lose by a lot, that’s because you weren’t prepared. Now you’re prepared, you’ve got the technique, so show me the heart.
— Coach before our 2k (via dontfeedthelightweights)
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